Platformers Are My Kryptonite – Funny Retro Gamer T-Shirt
Not all heroes can jump. This “Platformers Are My Kryptonite” tee is for every gamer who’s missed the ledge, mistimed the jump, or rage-quit after falling for the 37th time.
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Retro pixel-art design with hearts, platforms, and max fall damage.
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Perfect gag gift for casual gamers, speedrunners, or anyone with platforming PTSD.
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Soft, comfy cotton so at least your shirt won’t betray you like that last jump.
Because sometimes the real boss fight is gravity.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Crusafitch | Comics, Nerd Merch & PSN Trophy Overlays
- Email: contact@support.crusafitchproductions.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Platformers Are My Kryptonite – Funny Retro Gamer T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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28
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18
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16.75
|
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M
|
29
|
20
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17.88
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
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XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
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3XL
|
33
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28
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22.75
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