Not a Peasant – Bougie Flex Tee
Why settle for being a background character in life when you could be the main event with champagne in hand? 🍾💸
This tee is for:
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People who tip with Monopoly money just to flex.
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Anyone who’s allergic to broke energy.
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Meme enjoyers who love vintage cartoon drip with modern savage humor.
✔️ Soft AF fabric — luxury you can actually afford.
✔️ Retro art style with a modern roast.
✔️ Guaranteed to trigger at least one broke friend.
Wear it, sip it, and let the peasants know: you’re built different. 👑
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Crusafitch | Comics, Nerd Merch & PSN Trophy Overlays
- Email: contact@support.crusafitchproductions.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Not a Peasant – Bougie Flex Tee Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
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S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|