Not a Peasant – Bougie Flex Tee

$35.06 CAD

Why settle for being a background character in life when you could be the main event with champagne in hand? πŸΎπŸ’Έ

This tee is for:

  • People who tip with Monopoly money just to flex.

  • Anyone who’s allergic to broke energy.

  • Meme enjoyers who love vintage cartoon drip with modern savage humor.

βœ”οΈ Soft AF fabric β€” luxury you can actually afford.
βœ”οΈ Retro art style with a modern roast.
βœ”οΈ Guaranteed to trigger at least one broke friend.

Wear it, sip it, and let the peasants know: you’re built different. πŸ‘‘

Select Color: Sport Grey

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/ydΒ² (153 g/mΒ²)

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.