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Moister Than an Oyster T-Shirt | Funny Retro Graphic Tee

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Stay salty and stylish with this “Moister Than an Oyster” graphic tee — a perfect mix of bold humor and retro flair. Featuring a playful oyster illustration and vibrant coral-red lettering, this shirt is made for those who love to keep things lighthearted and coastal.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for everyday wear, beach trips, or your next seafood festival. Whether you’re cracking jokes or cracking shells, this tee makes a statement.

Highlights:

  • Premium cotton blend for a soft, vintage feel

  • Eye-catching “Moister Than an Oyster” retro design

  • Unisex fit — flattering for all body types

  • Perfect funny gift for ocean lovers and pun fans

  • Printed with eco-friendly inks for lasting color

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Moister Than an Oyster T-Shirt | Funny Retro Graphic Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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